Hello all, I am back I know it has been awhile since my last post but I have just been so busy. Also there is never really anything good of I can think of to talk about. I'm not really a good conversation starter. My best pickup line is, "Hi, how's it going?" and then I pretty much blank and wait for the answer. Anyway back to the topic of interest. Personal Hygiene or grooming whatever you like to call it. I dunno I find myself being really nit picky about certain things and I just find them so unattractive. Allow me to present you with a list: eye goo (ha ha this is what I call it, I'm sure there is some term associated with it but oh well who cares. Plus eye goo just sounds cool), bad breath (seriously mouth wash, gum, brushing your teeth all help with this), uni-brows (it is not hard to grab some tweezers, just saying) body odor ( I don't understand why some people just do not want to use cologne or something , it makes you so much more attractive and approachable if you smell nice), and being what I like to call greasy (seriously take a shower and go wash your face, it makes everything better and relieves tension). That is all. Lol hope everyone has had a great start to their new year!
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Saturday, November 3, 2012
Topic of Interest - Jacob’s Guide to Good Kissing
Back again,
Since I
have so few readers’ I have decided to keep them happy. Thus you have my new
post, “Jacob’s Guide to Good Kissing.” While I am no expert by any means I do
think I know how to kiss, however it does take two to tango. To begin I would
like to address that I am more of a passionate kisser so for all of you biters
this is not the post for you. A good friend of mine happens to be one of those intense
kissers who prefers it a little rougher than me. Note this friend is a lesbian
and no we have not made out, just an old conversation. Moving on…kissing is a
bit difficult to explain. You close in gradually lips barely touching feeling
the excitement of lust creep up on you. Then you start to kiss deeper
passionately though still no tongue. It’s all about a certain feeling you have
deep down that you want to kiss that person. Once you get the initial kiss out
of the way you become synced and it is just very natural. This is when you can
start using tongue, but only a little at first slowly teasing. Then you can
gradually move on the French kissing but I’d wait a bit for this one.
Ya after
reading this I feel it is not very explanatory but hey it’s the best I got. LOL
:D
Topic of interest - Waxing to do or not to do?
Hello all,
Sorry for staying gone so long, I know I have so many readers lol. Today I would like to discuss unwanted body hair. We all have that one little place with a ton of hair which most of us could do without. While I won't go into any details I am curious to see what some of you prefer to do. Waxing or Shaving? Personally shaving seems a very temporary solution to the problem because it just keeps coming back. X_X But I hear that wax hurts like hell. I was looking on amazon the other day for some waxing kits and was reading the comments about if it worked or not. And to say the least I was not convinced. But I decided to try it anyway, what the hell why not, I said. I'll be sure to let you all know how it goes.
If any of you have an experience you would like to share by all means spills it!
Friday, October 26, 2012
Topic of Interest - Bad Kissing
Hello again,
I have made out with several people in my dating life, and I would say only a select few hold the title of "good kisser." Now you can always train someone to be a decent kisser and with time the kisses become those amazing take your breath away ones that leave you gasping for more, but lets be real that takes time and investment so select wisely. Now to get into Bad Kisser 101. First you have whats know as the "Slobber Monster," where it seems like they have a never ending supply of salivia and after a few seconds you have to firmly push them away, wipe the spit off of your chin, and tell them that it's just not going to work out. Next you have the "Dive In" kissers as I like to call them. From the start they try to insert their whole tongue into your mouth, while I am not opposed to french kissing please do not try to stick your tongue down my throat on your first attempt it is just very unpleasant to say the least. Lastly you have the "I don't know how to kiss so I am just going to barely touch your lips with mine and then pull away and act cool" kisser. I know very long name but I feel that any other would not get the full description.
So in regards to kissing practice makes perfect.
I have made out with several people in my dating life, and I would say only a select few hold the title of "good kisser." Now you can always train someone to be a decent kisser and with time the kisses become those amazing take your breath away ones that leave you gasping for more, but lets be real that takes time and investment so select wisely. Now to get into Bad Kisser 101. First you have whats know as the "Slobber Monster," where it seems like they have a never ending supply of salivia and after a few seconds you have to firmly push them away, wipe the spit off of your chin, and tell them that it's just not going to work out. Next you have the "Dive In" kissers as I like to call them. From the start they try to insert their whole tongue into your mouth, while I am not opposed to french kissing please do not try to stick your tongue down my throat on your first attempt it is just very unpleasant to say the least. Lastly you have the "I don't know how to kiss so I am just going to barely touch your lips with mine and then pull away and act cool" kisser. I know very long name but I feel that any other would not get the full description.
So in regards to kissing practice makes perfect.
Topic of Interest - PDA
Hey again,
PDA (Public Display of Affection) I dunno about you other singles out there, but when I see a couple holding hands with little smiles on their faces I kinda wanna vomit. Then there is the whole issue of if your gay and holding hands with your significant other on Texas A&M Campus you will get several rather violent stares. While I have not attempted to test this hypothesis myself, because I might be too scared to try, I still think it stands. It seems rather unfair that the straights of the world get to flaunt their love while we gays get to hide in the shadows. Alas if you live in College Station like me, most gays would prefer to live in the shadows. Well except for those overly flamboyant ones who are just very intense anyway.
Oh and I've decided I need some kind of ending to my posts. For instance on Gossip Girl she always ends her posts, "XOXO Gossip Girl." But that is so good, how can I beat that? Ideas LOL?
Next topic I'm thinking is Bad Kissing!
PDA (Public Display of Affection) I dunno about you other singles out there, but when I see a couple holding hands with little smiles on their faces I kinda wanna vomit. Then there is the whole issue of if your gay and holding hands with your significant other on Texas A&M Campus you will get several rather violent stares. While I have not attempted to test this hypothesis myself, because I might be too scared to try, I still think it stands. It seems rather unfair that the straights of the world get to flaunt their love while we gays get to hide in the shadows. Alas if you live in College Station like me, most gays would prefer to live in the shadows. Well except for those overly flamboyant ones who are just very intense anyway.
Oh and I've decided I need some kind of ending to my posts. For instance on Gossip Girl she always ends her posts, "XOXO Gossip Girl." But that is so good, how can I beat that? Ideas LOL?
Next topic I'm thinking is Bad Kissing!
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Topic of Interest - Dating Sites
Hello all,
I've decided a fun way to begin this blog would be the interesting topic of online dating. Now for most gays I would say 60% of dating begins on an online dating website. Here are several that I know of: adam4adam, okcupid, manhunt, craigslist and I'm sure there are many more. Lets pick out the good and the bad of each just for shits and giggles. So a4a is basically a site to go if you want to have sex, that is basically what it is all boils down to, so if you are looking for sex go there. Next okcupid, now this site is for actual dating but you occasionally get the guy who is just looking for sex. Manhunt, while not as popular as a4a it is definitely just into the hookup scene as well. Last but not least we have c-list this is an interesting site because this is where you get the closet gays and also a lot of creepers. Though while reading the posts are half of the fun. Replying to them is even funner! Feel free to comment! I'm thinking my next topic will be PDA!
I've decided a fun way to begin this blog would be the interesting topic of online dating. Now for most gays I would say 60% of dating begins on an online dating website. Here are several that I know of: adam4adam, okcupid, manhunt, craigslist and I'm sure there are many more. Lets pick out the good and the bad of each just for shits and giggles. So a4a is basically a site to go if you want to have sex, that is basically what it is all boils down to, so if you are looking for sex go there. Next okcupid, now this site is for actual dating but you occasionally get the guy who is just looking for sex. Manhunt, while not as popular as a4a it is definitely just into the hookup scene as well. Last but not least we have c-list this is an interesting site because this is where you get the closet gays and also a lot of creepers. Though while reading the posts are half of the fun. Replying to them is even funner! Feel free to comment! I'm thinking my next topic will be PDA!
The beginning of something wonderful...
So while sitting bored at work today I was perusing
the internet and found this blog starter. Well I have always thought it would be awesome
to start a blog of my own. This idea may or may not have been put in my head by watching the hit show, “Gossip Girl.” Yes I know how very gay of me lol, but I love
it so meh.
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